Rafflesia

02:28 pm: Happy FMA day, fagettes.

07:07 pm: Comiket is the best thing to happen to Japan. Ever.
http://bigguy.spiegeleixxl.de:9090/%23%23RELEASED/

10:28 pm: Umineko 5 party at my house

05:21 pm: Well, fuck.
I just watched 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver.

Whyyyyyyy didn't I record my reaction Jesus Christ.

10:14 pm: I hate my job
almost lost my ring finger to snake
makes it difficult to type
blood everywhere
may need stitches

Things I learned today:

The garage is sound-proof.
Mom snakes are territorial(lol).
Even if you kill them, they won't die.
Snakes can lunge fucking far.
Curved teeth hurt like a bitch and are impossible to remove with one hand.
Snakes can hold their breath under water.

01:46 pm: I need advice
I want to beat the shit out of the weeaboo who sits behind me in Japanese class. She is so fucking infuriating. What do I do?

12:03 am: MY BAN JUST ENDED
HELL YEAH

11:44 pm: This morning I got out of the shower and saw my cat humping my bathrobe. That got me to thinking...
Dogs hump anything and everything (including people), but I've never heard of a cat humping a person before.

06:48 pm: Fuck, when's 4ch0n gonna be back up?

I'm dying of boredom over here.

08:51 pm: What is this?

06:53 pm: Welcome to my Study Quote List
Episode 1: My dad was so strong.
Episode 2: You once... if you were... when you... when you love a girl and then she comes out to... to say no to you...
No... no I don't want to! I don't WAAAAAAAAANNAAAA.
Episode 3: You got it. You got it, mister. So ssssuck up and suck up and deal with it cause that's life.
They'll kick you with a black boot and you'll kick 'em with a yellow boot. If you kick 'em... if they kick YOU if they kick YOU with a... with a boot then you kick them with a boot.
Episode 4: It's a coconut, what can you do?
You can divide up all of the rays of the sun and each person is a rain... a ray that comes down and it's gonna... they're gonna kiss you.
A plate
it's a plate
that's another plate
look a plate
it's another plate
look it's a plate
a plate
it's a plate
look a plate
it's a plate
it's another plate
a plate
it's another plate
look it's a plate
a plate
plate
look it's a plate
plate
look it's a plate
it's a plate
Episode 5: What can you do when you open up your heart and let the raindrops fall inside of you into your heart.
Episode 6: I'll put a... blanket down and you can rest in the blanket and we can... and I'll catch you with the blanket.
Episode 7: NA
Christmas Ep: Christfag shit
Episode 8: Put on your clothes and put on your jacket and get out of the house... Cause you're... wrong.
Stop livin' in a dream world cause this is a sand world. How dry can you get?
You once stood proud as a noble tree. Look at how you've fallen.
You're all invited to my cumin party. Step right up and get on the cumin train, buddy.